"Hey Mom! Now I'm Nanny McVampire!"
"Elia, if you don't do what I want you to do.... then I will mock you all day."
And my personal favorite,
"Papi will be surprised! Yes, he will be surprised in the most pleasurable way."
Tonight, after reading our children's bible, we were talking about the lesson of Peter walking towards Jesus on the water and how when he took his eyes off Jesus, Peter sank. This led to a discussion of keeping your eyes always on Jesus and how we might sink (in a less literal fashion) if we stop looking at Him.
To which Josie says, "Well, sometimes I take my eyes off Jesus and I look to watermelon."