Babies

Disclaimer: This method of punishment is not endorsed by the Mami.

Elia walks into the living room carrying her little Moses basket from Abuela and a somewhat lumpy pillowcase.

Mami: What's in your basket, El?
Elia: My good babies.
Mami: What's in the pillowcase?
Elia (with an eyeroll): My bad babies.

Dinner at Our House

Papi (after hearing Elia let flee a very audible fert) : Elia! Was that you?

Elia: ..... mmmm..... I think that was something wrong with Mami.