Me: (as Mikey streaks through the kitchen) Mikey! Where's your underwear?
Mikey: In the dirty clothes. It was wet.
Me: Did you go pee?
Mikey: Yes.
Me: Sigh. Where?
Mikey: In the bathroom.
Me: Oh! Good job! Go get more underwear!
Josie: (alto; monotone) Mom. There's a puddle of pee in the bathroom. ..... I stepped in it.
Me: sigh....
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