You, dear reader are about to witness a moment in the life of the Del child. Small though he may be, his mental gymnastics are boundless.
Del (lifting his dinner plate): This is my body....
Mama looks on at the cuteness.
Del (lifting his cup): This is my blood....
Del takes a drink while Mama continues to marvel at her sweet boy. But suddenly! That Sweet boy is clutching his neck and gasping and gagging and choking for air!
Mama: Deli! Are you ok?! What's wrong?!!
Del (in a raspy, choked voice): I........Am...... A....... Vampire!!! (death rattle, he falls over dead)