Thursday, June 30, 2011

It burns

You, dear reader are about to witness a moment in the life of the Del child.  Small though he may be, his mental gymnastics are boundless.

Del (lifting his dinner plate):  This is my body....

Mama looks on at the cuteness.

Del (lifting his cup):  This is my blood....

Del takes a drink while Mama continues to marvel at her sweet boy.  But suddenly!  That Sweet boy is clutching his neck and gasping and gagging and choking for air!

Mama:  Deli!  Are you ok?!  What's wrong?!!

Del (in a raspy, choked voice):  I........Am......  A....... Vampire!!!   (death rattle, he falls over dead)

 And scene.  


Michelle said...

I am laughing SO HARD! Is he your youngest? My youngest's mental gymnastics are boundless too - but not as boundless as Del.

Thanks for the laugh!

Kris Livovich said...

Yep, he's the youngest! And most of the time he's the craziest.

Have a great vacation/family time this week, Michelle!

Beth Hanna said...

Never a dull moment, huh?