The Deli has been wearing underwear for whole days now. It started with Great Aunt Becky sending him boxes full of birthday goodness. There were toys and t-shirts, a slip-n-slide, a Superman book, but more importantly there was underwear! That Aunt Becky knows what a kid wants.
It's all underwear, all the time around here now. Unless it isn't. Del reserves the right to miss a day or two. Or twelve. But for now, the undies are on.
Shorts or pants, however, are optional.